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Gnometastic Mini Gnomes - Middle Finger Gnome 3.5in, Double Bird Gnome - Naughty Garden Gnome for Fairy Garden, Funny Garden Gnomes Outdoor Decoration for Yard Patio Lawn Ornament and Home Decor
Gnometastic Mini Gnomes - Middle Finger Gnome 3.5in, Double Bird Gnome - Naughty Garden Gnome for Fairy Garden, Funny Garden Gnomes Outdoor Decoration for Yard Patio Lawn Ornament and Home Decor
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- Gnometastic The Original Double Bird Gnome, 3.5" inch Tall - Middle Finger Garden Gnome Figurine Accessories for Fairy Garden, Terrarium, Planter or Home Decor
- NAUGHTY GNOME MINIATURE: tiny and rude, angry gnome is flipping both birds to everything - the cat, irritating neighbors, drunken gnomes, gossipy garden fairies, dogs, and the squirrel. He's saying louder than words "Go Away"
- MEET THE GNOME MINI: We took our favorite (slightly offensive, odd and often inappropriate) funny knomes and shrunk them down. Small gnomes figurines 3 to 5 inches easily fit into planter pots, fairy garden and terrarium accessories, lawn and home decorations or desk toys for adults. We suggest giving them as gifts to your friends, mom and dad, stoners or a funny gag gift for adults.
- MEASUREMENTS: Stands 3.5" inches Tall x 1.5* inches Wide | Mini gnome figurine weighs 2.6 ounces | Made from Poly Resin. Weather Resistant
- SAFETY TESTED: Certified Lead Free Paint. Complies with CA Proposition 65. Gnome Figurine is Hand Painted with Detailed Accents | Made in China. Designed in the USA
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